Make up a Musician

Making up musicians. DM for submissions.

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Guy who thinks “dress rehearsal” means everybody wears a dress

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Musician who thinks power chords and power bottoms are somehow related concepts

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Musician who thinks “DAW” is what you say when you see a cute puppy

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Musician who thinks this stands for "mega forte"

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Musician who doesn’t know the word “natural,” so they call G ♮ “Straight-Up G.”

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Musician who heard that the liquid that comes out of brass instrument spit valves is “just water, bro” and decided to drink a glass of it

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Musician who is under the impression that you play clarinet not by covering the finger holes, but by inserting your fingers in them

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This one isn’t made up. Please help, the medical bills are piling up

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Musician who sings bass in choir and pulled a muscle in his taint trying to take his note in the final chord down an octave

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Musician who has made it this far without knowing what the Circle of Fifths is, and is at this point too afraid to ask

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Single male music professor age 40-65 who has never slept with (or attempted to sleep with) one of his students

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Double reed player who drinks the cup of reed water like a shot after they’re done

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Musician that refers to C Major as “The People’s Key”

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Musician who can’t choose one instrument to master, so instead they’re mediocre at several

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Musician who has never actually learned how to make sound on the flute and just goes “tooooooot” and hopes nobody notices

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Musician that feels no desire to play the one song they know on piano when they see an unguarded piano

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Musician who refers to their B flat Bass Clarinet as a their “BBC”

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Musician who hits the "demo" button on an electric keyboard and then politely steps away, does not mime playing, and clarifies that it's not them playing

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Musician who shouts “take it to the bridge!” before starting the development section of a sonata

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Musician who phonetically pronounces “guitar” as “gooey-tar”