mj

i’ve never heard of twitter what is that

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

@queercontempt welcome to post grad

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

#NewProfilePic @queercontempt

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

@queercontempt this is ai i never did that

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

by god they’ve done it. they’ve made the worst episode of 9-1-1 yet. nobody thought it could get worse after the whale and then after the astronauts and yet. it’s happened again

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

@queercontempt this is one of ur best tweets ever to me

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

love hanging out with my parents because i find out about political opinions i didn’t even know existed

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

what if someone used the sci fi genre to make commentary about our own society using metaphors and approximations. has anyone thought of this?

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

wonder what official_sabrina_xo is up to these days

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

watching your friends make out at a party is like four 9/11s

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

The reason babies cry when they're first born is because they haven't watched House MD yet

[on it @onett64]

he is a universal sex symbol to me idgaf

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

one must imagine sisyphus happy

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

barter economy is when i go to my friends room to catch a bug they’re afraid of and they pop a pimple for me that i can’t reach

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

@queercontempt this is the worst thing that’s happened all week i. the whole world

[luka big pants @LukaBigPants]

my theories so far

[katie dey @katie_dey]

i love when my pointer turns into a little hand . that means i can click 👆

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

seeing more ironic tshirts lately. i think it’s a recession indicator

[mj @Madeleinejmay]

@queercontempt woah woah woah. i did say that but woah.