Madeline

Golf ⛳ / Travel 🧳 / Life style

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

i have failed as a man hater, i really do like this one.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i find your lack of whimsy disturbing

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Kitten needs a fucking cigarette

[minty ˊᯅˋ @minminmixx]

“go touch grass” girl my hand is literally on my bush likeee

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE CLIP THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING ABOUT ISRAEL
— this is it‼️

[bink @knotbink]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

[Dewey Bryan @DeweySaunders]

Free Palestine. Fuck Ice. Fuck is wrong w yall

[꩜ @adorewordss]

sorry i can't tonight, my spring melancholy is developing into summertime hysteria

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

trimming my bush with these

[pea @postingtime]

im thinkin stuff like "yeah" and also stuff like "yup"

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“do you hate me”

yes babe now come back to bed

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[Martian @Manijuanaaaaa]

Bitches don’t suck balls anymore that’s the problem.

[jynx @jynxbby]

i don't get how alcohol turns y'all evil. i just start giggling and get slutty

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care