Madeline

Just a girl, managing her best. 🙋🏻‍♀️ Crohn’s Disease 🙋🏻‍♀️IBS 🙋🏻‍♀️Endometriosis

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

Hey, @netflix, can we NOT put a docuseries about a predator as a banner that cannot be removed from the top of the home screen? Survivors do not appreciate this incredibly triggering advertisement tactic. Let us CHOOSE if/when we’re ready to watch this series.

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

Forever retweeting. You can edit, @realDonaldTrump, but the internet will never forget you thought Kansas City was in KANSAS 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Papa Roach @paparoach]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

I can’t watch this video without crying at 4:22. I’ve already watched it four times. To say Selma Blair is my idol would be an understatement. Thank you @SelmaBlair for articulating on a national scale the reality of living with a chronic condition 🥄💪🏻 https://t.co/J1LZVJgDsG

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me? #LoserTeachers #loserteacher

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@Starbucks what gives? How am I supposed to place an order if I can’t see your menu? 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@AUStinAirport This is absolutely unacceptable. This is the second time your wheelchair service has screwed up, and I was PUNISHED for being DISABLED because I couldn’t walk to the obscenely far ride share pick up. THIS 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 OKAY 👏🏻

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@AUStinAirport DO BETTER FOR YOUR #DISABLED GUESTS!!!!! I called the airport TWICE to make sure I would get the wheelchair I needed, and then the wheelchair service dropped me off in the wrong place and then my Lyft driver was given a citation BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK!!!

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@AUStinAirport @Uber @lyft @Ride_Austin @WingzTeam Thank you so much! I do utilize the wheelchair service when I’m there. I’ll definitely call and make sure they can help me for my return trip!

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@JohnCarmack @RandyLand628 Thank you so much!!! I’m so excited!

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

Sunday thoughts: I wish there were literally any way for me to have a pizza #glutenfree + #ricefree + #dairyfree + #fodmapfree = #pizzafree 😭😭

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

How does one live in a country where the president triggers their sexual assault daily? I really do not know...

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

As an immigrant, I know the magnetic power of America's greatness. As a former border Governor, I know the importance of securing our border and fixing our absurdly broken immigration system. As an American, I know that kids shouldn't be pawns while the "adults" figure it out.

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

How many cats is too many cats to follow on Instagram? #thelimitdoesnotexist

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

@DontMessWithATX @IAMLILBUB @kittenxlady It’s too much, I can’t handle it!!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

“I’m in the middle of a potions lesson, I’ll do it later,” @CDWashington91 re: #HarryPotterHogwartsMystery

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

Can you take a guy to a celebratory #goldenstatekiller was caught party as a second date or is that too soon? #Murderinos please advise

[Madeline @MadelineManages]

#murderinos around the country are freaking tf out right now!!! https://t.co/lLtLGVaYET