Maddie Witte

womanly absolutely always discouraged literally never

[Maddie Witte @MadelineWitte]

My professor is getting observed today, she accidentally called me Caroline when she called on me and then stared at me and I stared at her but I didn't want to embarrass her in front of her boss so now she is calling me Caroline for the rest of lecture & we are living a lie

[liz @bentface]

Did somebody say favorite rom-com from a television show? Because yeah, this is it.

[Justice Jennifer Brunner @JenniferBrunner]

A blessed Christmas to all. Pictured here: A holiday tradition at the Ohio Supreme Court, the law library Christmas tree made entirely of law books!

[melanin monroe @bubae_n]

the feminine urge to start sentences with “i think” when in actuality, i know for a fact

[Maddie Witte @MadelineWitte]

call me crazy but I think the term “aliens” is “derogatory” to immigrants.

let’s stop referring to *human beings* as aliens, and after that we can discuss extraterrestrials.

[CNN @CNN]

Demi Lovato thinks the term "aliens" is "derogatory" to extraterrestrials https://t.co/POLVmjTmoX

[Lindsay Boling @LBols]

Wow sitting in a bar and this guy started talking to me. Turns out he is an expert in medicine, foreign policy, finance AND ideology. What an incredible opportunity for me to meet this man.

[Maddie Witte @MadelineWitte]

@Zion_Miller17 @forsurenottrav discuss

[Maddie Witte @MadelineWitte]

@aminathebean you. the art. it’s all so *chef’s kiss*

[Miami Mock Trial @MiamiMockTrial]

With a 11-1 record, Miami A takes the first bid to @AMTAMockTrial’s National Championship Tournament!!! #MMT #RoadToNCT

[Miami Mock Trial @MiamiMockTrial]

With 27 ranks, Zion Miller @Zion_Miller17 is an All-ORCS witness! #MMT #RoadToNCT

[Maddie Witte @MadelineWitte]

It drives me crazy when people who want to reopen schools against teacher’s wishes due to COVID argue that children aren't being educated because teachers don't want to go back. That is ludicrous. NO ONE cares more about children’s education than teachers.

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

If you do not pick a day to relax, your body will pick it for you.

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“The problems of racial injustice and economic injustice cannot be solved without a radical redistribution of political and economic power.”

- MLK Jr.

[Tomokocchi @itsTomokocchi]

"If you increase the minimum wage the cost of living will go up!"

[David. @daviddupreejr]

So you agree? Teachers are criminally underpaid and deserve a raise?

[kendall wood @kendallrwood]

If you denied the legitimacy of covid-19, you should be last in line to receive the vaccine.

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Okay so while my new re-records are NOT done, my friend @VancityReynolds asked me if he could use a snippet of one for a LOLsome commercial he wrote so...here’s a sneak peak of Love Story! Working hard to get the music to you soon!!