Madeline Stewart

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[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

@knaselspray Yay I’d love to!!!

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

Had to swallow my vomit when someone asked ‘has it been three years this March?’ Kill me

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

Dying of a broken heart

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Is this really happening right now in our word? Lol

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Someone tipped the woman I am shadowing 200 dollars today.. if she was tipping 20%... damn. My star eyes grew even bigger today. 😍🙏 only up from here

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

@_RECKTURNER But yes. The airfilters are Seth’s job

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Nothing more neck breaking like changing out the shower curtain lining also known as the clear thing that lasts about 3 months before it looks disgusting

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@_RECKTURNER Lol my tweet made it look like I change it every 3 months but that was the first time and of course I wanted to boast about my pride 😂😂

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

Seriously contemplated buying a Gucci belt. And then realized I haven’t worn a belt since probably 6th grade... this is what social media does to us

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

confused when people say ‘oh my god someone said I was ready to pop’.... because I actually loved when someone said the truth. yes I was massive, And thank you for making me feel like I wasn’t losing my mind. You are carrying a child, of course u will look like u r going to pop

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Genuinely curious to how many people pulled out their rosary after reading my last tweet

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Sorry to be frank but ‘God’ is a piece of shit if I’m being honest.

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

I’m always so shocked seeing people ask for babysitter assistance on fb. That is absolutely terrifying, I would Never

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I love seeing famous people having to buy baby toys from the same place ordinary people buy them from. I wonder if it humbles them or pisses them off

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This is why I’m in love with Face ID.. Now if it could find my Second lost wallet..

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Forget weird passwords. Log in with Face ID on #iPhoneX

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

Always relieved when I’m ugly and my iPhone recognition doesn’t work, I’m like aw.. thank you Siri for only seeing me when I’m beautiful

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

Thought the other night: we are completely missing the point of Instagram bc ppl are so worried about their captions on their pictures when a picture is worth a thousand words

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To the people with the ‘I love my Corgi’ sticker on your car, you should be able to hear he is not happy being outside 24/7. That is not love so either take off the sticker or admit you hate your dog

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

I tell him all the time I could be an actress

[Madeline Stewart @Madelinestew]

@spheidii @stumptowncoffee Absolutely. Just showed Caroline too!