Maddie

probably eating w my friends

[Kailyn Bondoni @kmbondoni]

My 5 Point Plan to National Success:

1. Put me In Charge
2. Michigan takes over Toledo and Cedar Point
3. We turn Ohio into a lake (we name it Lake Inferior for obvious reasons)
4. The new Great Lake acronym is HOMIES
5. We are ridden of Ohio and America is saved

[britt danielle @BDLindgren_]

Red Forman, his foot, and your ass

[kira @kirak_12]

summer: over
bank account: empty
body: trash
yee: haw

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

server: “HI, my name is-“

me, closing my menu:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

lol true

[emily @emilyscotchtape]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

There is an app called Aspire News for people in abusive relationships. It’s disguised as a news app but actually has domestic violence resources and a “Go Button” that starts recording and alerts local authorities when you’re in trouble.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When you try to DIY but realize you need to call a professional.

[𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕒 𝕄𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕫𝕒 @gabbbyy_17]

Never again...

[lilly @lillyforeally]

Fan:high

Thermostat:64

Butt:Naked

Good:Night

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

“feeling cute, might delete later idk” https://t.co/KDNdKxwA93

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

WHERE TF DOES THIS KIND OF LUCK COME FROM?!?!

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

This is the best advertisement for a strapless bra I've ever seen. YOU SEE THEM TITTIES AINT MOVE https://t.co/iu1ol485EG