Madelyn

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Madelyn @MadelynRoseK]

@JDVance Why do you have to be such a dork

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I didn’t go on ozempic, I lost weight the old fashioned way (got cheated on)

[m @pumptinis]

oh #summerhouse

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

the marie kondo "does this spark joy?" method of decluttering never worked for me, but an ADHD tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing
"the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”

[K @theekidda2]

I still think there was a level of shame that tom and Raquel felt. West and Amanda are truly demented and so evil #summerhouse

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

Ciara is eating Amanda alive right now

[Bravo Meggo Bravo 🇨🇦♎🏳️‍🌈 @EtherealDarkne5]

DID AMANDA JUST SAY "IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY" WHILE TALKING ABOUT WESTS NUDES?! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?! 🤯 #SummerHouse
#SummerHouseReunion

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kyle Larson’s son went over to console Kyle Busch’s son

What a moment

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 7 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I'm not stalking you.

[iain @HOERNMILTON]

i cannot be an mlb pitcher cuz if i pitched really well but we still lost i'd threaten suicide in the dugout

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“You can’t take a picture of this, it’s already gone.”

One of the most heartbreaking final lines in television.