anti-cyclist

she/her 🖤 in the act of pushing someone off a bike

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Cucumber, miso, soy sauce, ginger, garlic, onion powder. 9/10 yum def gonna make again

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

I made gnocchi from scratch today and a rose sauce from scratch no recipe. Just saying.

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Green bean casserole w crispy onions (but they look like bugs) 7/10 too salty, easily fixable

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Just found out ur not supposed to make puns while having sex w men. What am I supposed to do, enjoy it??

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

She’s soooo beautiful and elegant

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

life is hard when u have interesting friends bc why are u actively in a photoshoot or in another country when i wanna get coffee

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

If u have one cat…get another

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Not now slime. Daddy is self harming

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

If I lie, okay that’s MY truth so

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Hate when ppl ask me about bf bc why are u forcing me not to pass the Bechtel test rn

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

@gardeinqueen lgbtq+ ass sandwich

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

@binch67 I fear girl has zero intuition

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Unironically antiquing wasn’t on the bingo card for my 20s

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Who are you to tell me to raise MY ya ya ya?!

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Forgot to ask how everyone’s Christmas dinner went!

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Everyone who interrupts my morning shit is going on a hit list.