Madi Benson

guns out

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Tik tok white moms refilling their fridge /laundry soap has the same energy as white dads showing what they are cooking on the black stone

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The middle aged women on tik tok who put their laundry products in fancy glass containers need to be stopped

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These hoes on tik tok hating on their moms pork chops piss me tf off

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Work mom gives me homemade chicken noodle soup

Me, cries bc I’m desperate for parental love

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@Libby_Schneider 😂

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If he doesn’t let you pick his nose, what’s the point?

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Asked my brother in law for some words of wisdom for my tonsillectomy tomorrow. He said “makes sure you wake up”

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I miss pre-corona Impractical Jokers

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If you choose the breast piece from a KFC bucket, you have zero taste

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God hath discovered a 6th love language: sending tik toks that reminds you of them

@Libby_Schneider

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Social media’s making me a lil nauseous with all these dog posts

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My cat is so overweight that when she comes up to cuddle with me it feels like a small child stepping on my sternum

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@Libby_Schneider My dream man

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Waking up to snaps like these 😍

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Logging out of Facebook for a while until this avatar sh*t passes

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@autieee_15 😵😲

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Im scared huhot will never open again

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@mason_sealock Def not fun, but just be positive and remember it’s better than constipation ♥️

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I’m deceased https://t.co/DQBl5TuLgd

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Happy birthday @opstvedtcl !