Really upset at how when you get older you have to start asking for practical things for Christmas... like i’d still really like to ask for a puppy or pony, but I need to be asking for a years worth of laundry detergent and trash bags.
if queer eye does actually decide to help me out i do hope there’s some sort of warning. i don’t need the camera crew busting down my door while i’m wii bowling butt ass naked
nothing screams queen of procrastination like waiting until 2 weeks before school starts to put in for Finacial Aid for the past 5 years... or the 5 years of college 🙃
I love the color pink and i’m so sad that past me refused to wear pink bc she didn’t want to seem too “girly” listen up ladies be aggressively feminine if that’s what you want to be it’s the future elle woods died for
i’m inviting lil uzi to my wedding. in fact i’m going to ask him to be my best man. worst case scenario he doesn’t respond. best case scenario we shoulder roll all night