Madi Lorsung

Where there used to be graves, there are now gardens.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

I don’t understand what it is I’m supposed to say when the DQ worker turns my blizzard upside down. Is it “ah yes, that shall suffice?”

[Lance Orton @lancejorton]

Love this kingdom-centered perspective from @BrianZahnd.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Every morning when I’m getting Lydia dressed and she’s just babbling away, I say “omg, tell me more!” And she always looks at me and signs “more” and I just love my little jokester

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Never forget the time I worked at 2 schools and it was “dress like your favorite book character day” at my 1st school so I dressed like Harry Potter. At my second school everyone’s asking what weird religion I am because I have a lightening bolt on my forehead on Ash Wednesday

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@alltoorachel @RealitySteve Ohhhhhhhh thanks

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Having a baby is fun because now I can’t go anywhere without whipping a titty out and touching another human’s poop.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

#NewProfilePic

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@SalVulcano The Grinch
Christmas with the Kranks
Christmas Chronicles

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@wildtiktokss Yes actually. It was Harry Styles.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Hey @Starbucks this pregnant woman has been craving a pumpkin scone since January. Today there were tears. That is all. #bringitback

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

How much bigger can this baby get? I just sat down and felt a body part hit my bladder at the same time another body part hit my diaphragm. I have 8 weeks to go. Where is she gonna go??

[Derek DiScanio @dereksteez]

If the drink is blue, I will order it

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Okay, but seeing her sing My Tears Ricochet in THIS DRESS gave me such Stevie Nicks vibes I had chills.

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift has entered the “folklore” era at tonight’s show of ‘The Eras Tour’ in Kansas City, Missouri! 🍃 #TSTheErasTour #KCTSTheErasTour

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

The first time Taylor Swift released Never Grow Up, I was five months shy of fourteen. This time I am three months shy of becoming a mom. As always, her timing is impeccable. #speaknowtaylorsversion #SpeakNow #ErasTour

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

Instagram has been out for me since 11 am yesterday and I cannot follow any of the directions on how to report an outage… I can’t access my settings because my Instagram is down 🤦🏻‍♀️ #help

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

I am so excited to meet the baby my midwife referred to as a “super strong wild child” after she kicked the heart rate doppler from inside the womb. Also excited to kiss the feet that have been treating my bladder like a trampoline. This girl never stops moving ✨

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@GaryLevox It’s Not Just Me and To Make Her Love Me always hit me where it hurt.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

I gained weight from the time of engagement to the wedding. I looked freaking amazing ✨

[Marve with an 'E'✨ @JustMarveWrites]

Six months to my wedding I decided, yeah no more weight loss nonsense for me.
No regrets 🥰

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@KatelynBeaty Anything that anyone ever says “______ is great therapy!” Is a coping mechanism for all the repressed shit they need to work out in therapy.

[Madi Lorsung @MadiLouWho97]

@KatelynBeaty Cody Carnes.