MadiGreenJeans

Ass Don’t Have Dopamine

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

When you secretly order shots for the table

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

at the ripe age of 24 I had to google if I was having a heart attack

[johnny crash @WndowsSucks]

god forbid men have hobbies

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@mckenna_jones11 @EmilyMikayla Nope, just single

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

I love everyone’s monthly dumps on instagram, keep dumpin, big ole heaps of happiness

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@sylvieprokasky I need a Snapchat explanation of how you’re doing it

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

What happens to the $5 footlong economy?

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

Shits getting weird in regionals right now 🫣

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

Update- she got arrested for stabbing him

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

Living vicariously through my wall neighbors drama today as his GF got arrested and while getting cuffed told the officer his breath smelt like 💩 and she feels bad for his wife

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@laurynndrake Lesbians are actually a myth created by the government

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

I can roll with the punches but I’m currently getting the peoples elbow so???

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

If you know you’re going through TSA stop wearing sandals????

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

Anybody else still rocking the 10-15 free filters VSCO gives us or just me

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

I’m this close 🤏🏼 to just getting a flip phone, bc this s is whack

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@laurynndrake This shit is constant, for the past 4 mf years, can men really not come up with another topic!?!?

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

I cannot listen to another conversation about fishing🙎🏽‍♀️

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@laurynndrake Girl shouldn’t have had em so soon🤷🏽‍♀️

[MadiGreenJeans @MadiRae1]

@laurynndrake And I simply had a fried goose egg yesterday! Silly stuff