Madison Chancey

mischief managed.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

😍 🤩 ❤️
Thank you @shinedown for spending 1,490 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/8TnJYpoH0L

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

Why are friendships harder for me than my marriage? Not that marriage *should* be hard but dang.. friendships are like a freaking chore to me. How do you “friend”? Send help.

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

@__cheryle You read my mind

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

@jayyyddeeeeee Girl I’ve been wondering the same but honestly I can’t think of anything else I’d doooooo

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

@dominos

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

C’mon dominoes... this is my “extra pepperoni pizza” 🙄

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

I work on a pediatric floor in the hospital and there have been nearly no flu or RSV cases this year!

[Brad Bigford, NP (He/Him) @mursebigford]

Does anyone else remember influenza and RSV? Me too. I haven’t seen them in a year doing urgent care.

[Claudius @xclaudius]

this thread😭.. the last response

[wobb @wobwobu]

who decided that skeletons are scary bc honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room

[em ꩜ @GRLISAGUN]

this picture is giving me so much serotonin i felt like i needed to share

[Monsieur Zhi @GDRAGON1FAN]

i wish i was a cat , no school no works just meow meow

[Madison Chancey @MadiSundean_]

Heart disease kills one person every 36 seconds in the US but y’all don’t wanna talk about that 🤷🏼‍♀️

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

oh my god. it took him nearly 6 months to recover, but folks, captain teeny has struck again

[Yuh-Line Niou @yuhline]

I’m dead.

[QWAB @kwab122]

The “So say it “ gets me every time 😂

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 24 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

“If you get the vaccine, the government will insert a chip to track your whereabouts!” -some dumb bitch texting with locations turned on

[frogg.ech @ty_hotcommodity]

Wait till y’all find out that hospitals are allowing their staff to come in Covid positive as long as they’re not exhibiting symptoms

Ask me how I know 🙃

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up