Madison

[kie @criminalplaza]

life if blue raspberrys were real

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

Ngl this goes pretty hard

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Banana to the other fruits inside a smoothie

[Aaron Foley @aaronkfoley]

Thought this was Joumana

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

An uncomfortably large number of people who have kids shouldn’t have them and treat popping them out like a fun little side quest they do to make cute babies they can play dress up with, while having no actual regard for the deeply important aspects of parenthood. Kids aren’t an accessory, they are a human being whose entire life will be deeply impacted by how YOU parent them. We pussy foot around telling people they shouldn’t have kids because it’s controversial but if we were more bold we’d have less mentally fucked up humans in this world. So I’ll tell you.

[MK @adoreanise]

i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

girl dinner

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.