MK

Who put me on this planet

[MK @Madi__Kay]

Men are soooo jealous of women. They hate when we’re smart, pretty, funny, have good taste, etc. They do everything to try to take that away. It’s all making sense.

[MK @Madi__Kay]

I saw a TikTok that said “if you are a smart & pretty woman, men will try to get you pregnant out of jealousy” I’m 28 and I think my frontal lobe just developed for a second time

[afrodite🪮 @brownsugaaaa3]

Gen Z has every right to be mad at the world

[MK @Madi__Kay]

@AntiAntiMkIII @JeffO773 Alright let’s not use slurs sir

[MK @Madi__Kay]

A guy high-fived me in my workout class and his hand felt like what I imagine the moon’s surface feels like

[MK @Madi__Kay]

when they say ‘2 mins away’ and you been outside for 20

[Cami @tajin_rim]

Chicago, IL

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

There's a big difference between being called "goofy" and being called, "a goofy."

[MK @Madi__Kay]

PSA to all men we do not want your dick pics

[MK @Madi__Kay]

I’ve gotten trolled so many times today and it not even noon I do not support this jestery of a holiday

[MK @Madi__Kay]

@pepesilviuh The plot has been lost

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I know the Bears lost, but this is one of the most insane throws in NFL playoff history.

[MK @Madi__Kay]

@sacrificialbite I’ve never felt more seen

[MK @Madi__Kay]

@Carly1xl ME

[Jahdae “alldae” Walker @dae2walker]

ITS CHICAGO

[MK @Madi__Kay]

As a child of divorce I respectfully cannot socialize on thanksgiving

[MK @Madi__Kay]

Snakes in the grass everywhere I stg

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

btches be missing you in real life but don’t know how to say hey i was wrong, i’m fake and fucked up 😂

[MK @Madi__Kay]

@brittlekaizez I did accutane for legit just 1 month and my skins been clear since