Madidiza

My character

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@MthuliNcube Never missed paying peanuts

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸When they need to loot and lie, they say the economy is booming.

When the nation faces a drought, they tell the citizens to eat porridge.

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@MviringiHosia 2030 will come and go muchingo poster zvobatsirei

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@advocatemahere Thanks tete these people are only good at singing slogans

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@valezinhumwe Including the village advocate?

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@freemanchari Indeed no formula confrats

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@freemanchari Kkkkkkk drones drones

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@MachingaSandra @TateMavetera Yea on bootlicking and being brainless yes hakwani

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@KarleySammy @BarakaZaire @MachingaSandra @noto2030 @MadzivaNehemiah @enkudheni @noku_carol @magadziko43836 Beauty without brains is like a golden ring on the snout of a pig

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@ZimEye We can't have a man of this caliber as the president

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@valezinhumwe Man just move on with your life.

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@everythingzimtv The crime is to pay peanuts

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@drjaytee87 @freemanchari you said Chinamasa is the sign?

[Thabani Mpofu @adv_fulcrum]

A hyena raids the village chicken coop and steals twenty chickens.

On Sunday, the same hyena turns up at church carrying two.

“Pastor, I felt led to support the Lord’s work.”

The pastor smiles.
The elder says, “Amen!”
The treasurer issues a receipt.
Someone calls the hyena a “generous community partner.”

Meanwhile, somewhere in the village, a farmer is still looking for eighteen chickens.

Now, to be fair, those two chickens can do some genuine good. They may feed hungry families. They may support a worthy cause.

But praying over them does not change where they came from.

The offering plate has been turned into a washing machine. But again the question is not whether the church can do good with the hyena’s two chickens.

The question for the church is whether, after enjoying the chicken stew, can it still ask about the the farmer who lost his chickens.

Because the day the hyena discovers that two donated chickens can silence questions about eighteen stolen ones, it has learned a very profitable lesson:

You don’t have to stop raiding the village. You just have to share enough of the loot with those who might speak against you.

So, the donation is not about what the chicken stew can do for the church.

But what chickens stew can do to the church.

Selah 😎

(Shared with permission)

Happy Sabbath.

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@Lee_Ann_Cara Why are they coming nicodimusly

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@Jamwanda2 Madununu

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@joseph_kalimbwe Stop it bro. We are at our best relationship wise

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@Hon_Kasukuwere Leadership???

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@ChambatiLevison @wicknellchivayo Kkkkkk warwadziwa wena. You sound like Ian Smith now kkkk not in a thousand years

[Madidiza @Madidiza1]

@BaShonaBaShona Zanu pf will always be zanu pf