Mads

24🌹// @samemsley7

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

adulting is realising how much you enjoy laying down in your bed

[Anne Hegerty @anne_hegerty]

You're quite right, Daily Express, I no longer speak to her. This could have something to do with her having died in 1999.

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

oh go on then, it’s Christmas

[ThursdayAdams @LemonMombley]

My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who’s a teacher) how he “sleeps at night knowing he’s given people homework”

[Tara Lazar @taralazar]

Clever librarians. You don’t have to ask.

[aidan @_aidanflynn]

this is actually how the first day of secondary school felt

[wee caits @ccaitstewart]

My grandad has now been missing from our home for 22 days. Please if you have any information contact 101. The heartbreak my family is feeling is indescribable.

[Frank @frankie_myers]

Your bird thanks a company on Instagram for sending her the clothes she paid for

[2k @J2krisp]

Funniest review I ever got 😂

[Arabella @ArabellaGolby]

This is a very embarrassing time to be a sane person who genuinely just needs to put fuel in their car

[TP @TallPaul90]

They didn’t say no petrol shortage. They said shortage of drivers to deliver petrol and now everyone is doing up full tank to create shortages lol can’t make this up

[Mainly Oasis @mainlyoasis]

An absolute credit to the film industry

[JFK 〽️ @qprjfk]

Hate this thing with a passion

[Lewis Saunderson @lewissaunderson]

I’ve had some lows in my life but needing a shit at parklife, realising there’s no loo roll having to use a period pad I found on the floor to wipe my arse is up there

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Mad that I curl my hair at the same temperature I cook my dinner

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

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