Madison

No more toxic relationships. just intoxicated nights out

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

To whoever stole that UPS package off my porch,
That wasn’t a gift I ordered. It was my birth control.

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

With this new Snapchat update
If you see me slide up on your story, no I didn’t.

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Looking back and realizing that dreams really do come true

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

It’s 2020 and we’re all bettering ourselves this year. That being said, @McDonalds - BRING BACK MY ORANGE HI-C

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

How do I tell my boss that I need new earbuds for work because I dropped mine into my chicken nood soup at 9 am

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

After 7 years of taking Spanish and getting real world experience in my travels, I finally put that to skill to use at work. I called a client and asked them questions to which they couldn’t understand my Midwest accent and handed the phone to their son to translate 🙃🫠

[ash webb @ashwebbxo]

Getting treated like a damn princess is so odd for me. Idk how to react lmao

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Why’s my school sound like a clingy boy

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Just out here tryna find my partner for The Amazing Race

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

@theelysemyers must be protected by Nicolas cage with what a national treasure she is

[𝑀 @itgirlsdiaryy]

she’s def loyal if she has that one necklace that she never takes off

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Drunk Maddie will no longer be making it out, she doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Tell me why I just passed a bumper sticker that said “ Gatorade should be thicker”. Who hurt you sir

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Oh my favorite time of the year, time to play gunshots or fireworks

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

Plus side of being on the 3rd floor apartment: I don’t have any noisey upstairs neighbors. Downside: my apartment shakes like I do during thunderstorms like this. Unrelated-there’s now a tree on my deck

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

From one end of the country to the other, I think y'all can see where I'm going with this...

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

@ashwebbxo You can do it boo. Nothing but love and support behind you on this

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

I’m paying more to fill up my gas tank than for my plane ticket across the country. Make that make sense

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

At the ripe at of 23, I’m being referred to as a “work mom” to the baby servers. So officially, I’ve reached my peak and it’s all downhill from here

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

How was work tonight? Busted through thousands of dollars worth of product with glass in my hand and bbq sauce in my bra. We’re thriving here at the bar

[Madison @MadisonAnstedt]

@ashwebbxo No hoe