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[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

🚨 🚨 🚨 Announcement - I live at McMurdo Base in Antarctica. I have always lived there. For men who slide into my DMs, don’t do it! Instead: place yourself first in line and purchase your tickets to meet me in Antarctica!

I’ll be waiting 💋

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by incompetence.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Here I go again tripping about things I have absolutely no control over.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

I see you’re back, @Ozzyprivatelife. Please get me in touch with Chris so I can start giving him money for investments. I mean it this time, Ozzy. I am “ready”.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

After three hours of an intense and grating back-and-forth, I am arbitrarily setting a new relationship rule:

The fucking minute a breakup is threatened, I am out. I’m not taking this anymore. I’ll go talk to my Nigerian friends if I desire bullshit excuses.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

It’s not enough to just meet the right person. You need to meet them at the right time.

If enough people tell you that you have done a shitty thing, you start believing it.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

We do not deserve them.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

@Mark_J_ODonnell @a_kaufman This is horrible news. Keep us updated on any public funeral arrangements so we may pay our respects.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Just finished the Menéndez Brothers Netflix show. Very well done because I have no clue as to whether they should rot in jail or be released because their father allegedly molested them. Leaning towards supervised release. Being pregnant makes me so emotional about things.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Mood…

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Hitler says I am a hooker.

Don’t listen to Hitler.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Hitler gets his own magazine?

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

The Carolina Panthers suck and I won’t watch them anymore.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

#NewProfilePic Summer is over and I am pregnant. So time for a more appropriate pic.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Worst tattoo ever. Guys don’t even consider.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Having an almost mindless contempt of money is encouraged by and is a trick of the wealthy, who seek to protect their own wealth by keeping others down.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Hey Karen - this happened before 10. Read the rules.

Also, take one guess as to what the slamming sounds were about. I suggest you try it sometime.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

I don’t want to stay at your parties.

I don’t want to talk to your friends.

I don’t want to vote for your president.

(There’s a place I’d like to be)

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Alright I’m really into Genesis and Phil Collins don’t hate me.

[Madison Cembrée @MadisonCembree]

Accurate.