Maddy

give me all the coffee • cbus + mpls

[Maddy @MadisonGreenlee]

when you already know the truth but you're waiting on him to lie

[trash jones @jzux]

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

CHRISTEN PRESS IS A GAME CHANGER ‼️💥

SHE SCORES 20 SECONDS AFTER BEING SUBBED ON 🤯

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The new Pope isn't anti-MAGA.
MAGA is anti-Jesus.

(If this angers you, please cite one actual commandment of Christ that Trump fights for.
Chapter & verse. Just one.)

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

[trash jones @jzux]

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Date Night Dan Campbell 👔

#OnePride

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

It's time to go 👋

[jacqueline zegler @jacquelinezegs]

will use “thank you for explaining the legal process” on any man who talks to me for too long from now on

[Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi]

Babe wake up, new Dan Campbell Applebee’s commercial just dropped

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I have to say there are few things I love more than separately texting someone outside a group chat like oooh it’s kinda evil and sexy kind of giving espionage

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

who else

[✮ @funkysoupboy]

cause of death (all friends live in different cities)

[Chris @citehchris]

why is kiss cam reserved for sporting events? every chili's grill and bar should have a kiss cam

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

THE HUNT CONTINUES