Kitten, Madison J

Pocket-sized. Running-obsessed. SoCal-based Advertising Acct Mgr. Always finding the beauty in life, goodness in people, and inspiration from nature.

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@BarackObama Thank you, as always, for your honesty, eloquence, class, and for just being in touch with humanity- regardless the difference....

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Memes capture the feelings you’re too lazy to express personally #expressyourself #stophiding #ownyourshit

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@realDonaldTrump Or maybe “we” should STFU and do “our” job... which last I checked didn’t entail spending all of “our” time complaining on Twitter. #asshat

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@realDonaldTrump #wah

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@BetsyDeVos Disgraceful. Maybe check your ass... you know, that place where your head is?

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Confirmed: Brian Williams is alive and well & is set to live report his experience as a victim of the #BowlingGreenMasacre #NeverRemember

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So bummed with the Steelers losing. I wanna get on a horse and have it #rkelly Tom Brady.

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Late night soundtrack brought to you by @mattpondpa. You always hit this now west coast girl right in the east coast feels. #Grateful

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Officially junk-punching 2016, and roundhouse kicking it directly in the mouth. #RIP2016 NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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Walked into a random #halloween party and found a human avocado on the floor. #titsup #mylife #california #ThisIsWhatDreamsAreMadeOf

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When you call your bank to activate your new debit card but dial your debit card number. #winning #somethingisnotright #BoneHead

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What I learned tonight: I've been watching episodes of Beavis and Butthead #beavisandbutthead #2016debate #PresidentialDebate #Election2016

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Stupid question of the day; what would be the plural of pancreas? #pancreas #allpancreasesmattter

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The love you get = twice the love you give when you don't expect a thing in return. #love #ThisIsLoving #JustBeHappy

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Thinkin about a #yardsale down #candymoutain. chaaaaaaaarlie! #charlietheunicorn

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There's nothing like a solid tuck n' roll from a golf cart to get you out of a sticky situation. #YOLO #adventure #WhatILearnedToday

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Sometimes life just calls for the poop emoji. Just because. 💩💩💩💩💩 #poop2016 #emoji #poopemojis

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@Gary_Ricardo5 actually, I'm validating my realization that I pay those #cox too much! #thankgodfortwitter

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According to #cox cable, #JustinBieber is part of the #adult #contemporary music. Please find me an adult who would agree. #makeitstop

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@BohemianFaerie a little late to the part, but what's this about a #harrypotter #dragrace?