Madison M. Eirich

Really not funny enough for the internet - but I'm here anyway.

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

I grew up by Mountains.
I have spent most of my life around Mountains.
My middle name literally translates to 'Mountain'.

And yet I can never spell it right on the first try.

[Paula Simons @Paulatics]

My brother just sent me this photo - taken today in Parkview. Glad to see the prospect of five simultaneous election races (and two referendum campaigns) hasn’t destroyed everyone’s sense of humour. #yeg #yegcc #cdnpoli

[Andrew Figueiredo @AndrewFiggy]

Was scrolling through PPC candidates today and came across Vahid Seyfaie, their Missauga-Lakeshore candidate, who photoshopped his face onto a picture of Prince William for a campaign photo. VERY serious party here, folks... #cdnpoli

[Jacqui Budden @JacquiDelaney]

The fall of Kabul ...

PM Johnson 🇬🇧: recall parliament.
PM Trudeau 🇨🇦: dissolve parliament.

[Marina Amaral @marinamaral2]

In 1871, a woman from Quebec hired a hearse with the sole intention of riding around town smoking in the coffin-bed while enjoying the view.

[fintechjunkie @fintechjunkie]

1/2: There are few jobs as misunderstood as those of the first ten employees at a Startup. Their job descriptions don't match the reality of what they actually do on a day-to-day basis.

Every day something unexpected shows up and they just have to deal with it.

[Luke Thompson @ltthompso]

For the cover of its diversity report, ODNI bought a stock photo called "Portrait Of Multi-Cultural Office Staff Standing In Lobby" and then photoshopped a woman in a wheelchair and a blind guy into it.
https://t.co/BpvOg17CbA

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

20 Things I've Learned (Or Had Confirmed) About Humanity During The 'Pandemic' (THREAD):

1/ Most people would rather be in the majority, than be right.

[Steve de Eyre @deEyre]

Sometimes I get to spend my evenings monitoring staid Parliamentary proceedings out of the corner of my eye.... and then sometimes, things like this happen. #c10

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

@HoCfashun @SimonMarcilQc I just can't get over how shoddy his tie tying ability seems to be

[Rachael Thomas @RachaelThomasAB]

#stopc10 #c10

[John Ivison @IvisonJ]

@RachaelHarderMP is getting under @JustinTrudeau's skin on the Broadcasting Bill. She accuses the prime minister of not being able to define Canadian content or net neutrality. She knows the bill better than he does - and he knows it.

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

Good morning! Don't forget to wave at the neighbors' Llama on your way to work this morning.

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

if there is a phrase that seems to embody all that the Liberal Party does it is:

"We're doing great! We just need you to lower your expectations."

#cdnpoli

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

...to convert to electric. Especially for Northern communities where temperatures are regularly -40 or below.

With potential gas shortages looming, I find it prudent to take a moment to realize just how necessary gas is to our daily life.

3/5

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

I don't even have it that bad, I have friends who live over an hour from the nearest grocery store or gas station.

Here in Canada, we have a significant population that lives in a rural or remote area, and like it or not, there isn't the infrastructure in place...

2/5

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

I’m a real rebel. I eat two bite brownies in one bite.

[Michelle Rempel Garner @MichelleRempel]

It's like.....pipelines are critical infrastructure or something. It like they.....deliver someone everyone needs. 😱

[Madison M. Eirich @MadisonMEirich]

Tbh - I’d prefer the Bitcoin myself
#Bitcoin

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

She want a Birkin I bought her a Bitcoin

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Accurate.