Clutch Nixon

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

@MissCactus18 @sabrinawillison @hi_imkendall Nacho fries ✅

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Would you rather get bit by a person at Target or a person at Walmart

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Not trying to sound too Siskiyou but if you put barbecued raccoon as a menu option at a nice restaurant, I’d probably try it

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I played for the name on the front of my jersey and the name on the back of my jersey. I played for my friends, my family & our community - every single one of you - that have given me what I have today.

I love you all. Thank you ALL for making this incredible journey possible

[Three crows in a trenchcoat @Beefnado]

I want to go to the farm where they take horses with broken legs

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

pain.

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

@MissCactus18 @shannonryall No, he’s in Green Day

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

“are u ok” im literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

@OllieAndRoe Cursed tweet

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Been in Rome for less than 24 hours and I’ve already fallen asleep in a church and in a taxi, help

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Swear on everything holy if Spotify recommends Michael Cera’s “Clay Pigeons” to me one more time I’m going to start getting violent

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

It just seems like the forest service could put together a really killer basketball team

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Coffee tastes like broccoli.
I’m going back to bed.

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

Got poison oak on my face but I’m not going to treat it because if it spreads I’ll look like Prince Zuko

[Claire Sun 🌻 DRAGON STRIKER @Lilblueorchid]

Until we meet again.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Training camp starts this week. I’m looking forward to having some actual receivers again…

[Clutch Nixon @MadisonMadisoff]

98 degrees and a bit cloudy, I am here to drink beer out of a salsa jar