The Madison Misnomer

The University of Wisconsin-Madison's premier satirical newspaper

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Hey guys haven't logged into twitter for a while has anything big happened recently?

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even balder gate

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taylor swift is ok

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balder gate

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Don’t leave me alone with these puppies! https://t.co/iVnhqBg4mZ

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In the wise words of Bender, "Do a flip!"
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happy valentine’s day to all your moms specifically

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“What I want to make exceptionally clear to the American people is that the numerator goes above the denominator, and that before you can add two fractions both denominators have to be the same.”
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- but you are free to read about them here, at out brand new, shiny, domain!
Read "Madison Misnomer Accused of Fracking" here
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And "Public Apology Re: Phil up My Punxsutawney and Spring Into My Beaver"
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The Madison Misnomer apologizes for the radio silence on Twitter. We have been dealing with some controversies including oil fracking and an overly poetic intern. Just some normal bumps in the road. We are unable to comment further on these and fear we have already said too much-

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stop posting your spotify wrapped it’s taking all the attention from mine!! thanks 🙏

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instagram is down! where will i put all of my thoughts? woe is me

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and we'll love Jake either way <3 Go read “'Everyone Wants to Be a Girl, Right?' Local Man About to Start One Hell of a Ride"
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Nerd!!
Go read "Vending Machine Denies Engineering Major Condoms"
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I am going to tell you that I am in a sorority and I will let you decide if I'm joking or not.
Anyways, go read "Inflation Woes: Sorority Sister Discovers She Has ADHD After Swapping Cocaine for Adderall"
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What's quicker? Southeast to Lakeshore or Madison to Chicago?
Go read “I Thought I Was on the 80 Bus!” Says Freshman Stranded at O’Hare Airport"
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No wait this can't be! My hand is bigger than my face but I'm an Aquarius!
Go read: "Health: Kid Whose Hand Is Bigger Than Face in for a Big Surprise"
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