Mad-Dawg Beasley

“I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.” -Frank Reynolds

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@carlyjmdavis @Bear_lynn21 Her*

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@carlyjmdavis @Bear_lynn21 Lmaoooo he plain noodle Mac and cheese ass could never!!

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Tomorrow is February 1st and my husband still hasn’t asked me to be his Valentine 🙄

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@apperson_hailey @codyjohnson Wait I just saw this. Thank you 😭

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Not my husband trying to fight these dudes before @codyjohnson even starts because they’re making fun of my overalls 😂 buddy it’s fine. Not everyone’s gf can be as cool as me

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Went to Walmart to buy a Xmas tree cause cheaper. Everyone looked at me like I’m crazy. Go to Hobby Lobby for decorations and I see a man loading a whole TRUCK BED full of Christmas decorations while his wife supervises. Merry Christmas everyone

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

*husband*: for once not playing video games
*also husband*: watches videos of other people playing video games

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Told Shae that I didn’t understand the hype around Hocus Pocus 2 because the first one wasn’t that good and he literally doesn’t know what Hocus Pocus is lmao

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

“Yeah I wish my dick was small enough to just stand here and make fun of people all night” 😂😂😂😂

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Not my husband trying to fight these dudes before @codyjohnson even starts because they’re making fun of my overalls 😂 buddy it’s fine. Not everyone’s gf can be as cool as me

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@MontanaYohe I think it looks the same, but I guess I’ll give it a couple more days 😂😂

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Went to get Botox in my forehead before the wedding and the lady said “I would usually do 30 units but I think we should do 40 since your forehead is bigger.” 🥲🥲 like I knew this but a nurse confirming, wow

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@Jordo_23 I’m hurt

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

Shout out to our bartender who kept her composure and a smile on her face when the lady next to us ordered a beer, but wanted her to keep pouring it into a sample glass cause “the big one gets too warm too fast”. Couldn’t be me dude

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

What a very me thing to do getting a bulldog smoking a cigarette tattoo on my arm two months before my wedding 😅

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

My mom is laughing at me because I said I don’t believe in tampons

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

I almost started crying at Culver’s today when they put american cheese on my burger instead of swiss and forgot my cheese curds. Shae tried to tell me it wasn’t the end of the world but when you haven’t ate all day and it’s the week before your period, it sure the fuck is lol

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@WittyBeasley03 And you’re about to see the most hot dogs eaten by a female in one sitting

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

People who take a million snapchat videos while driving with their CHILDREN IN THE CAR piss me the fuck offffff

[Mad-Dawg Beasley @MadisonMoMc]

@WittyBeasley03 Can’t wait!!