Madison Page West

Shitposting in liminal space while I work on other things

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

You want to know why #Anarchists can’t get paid more to break stuff?

The first place they burn is the Anarchist #Union headquarters.

#comedy #jokes #js

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

Rewatching #survivor and I’m just saying, it’d be pretty rad to go on that show

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

Be driving - see some graffiti "Force kin”

Try to analyze the deep implications of graffiti cause oooh I’m sooooo #woke

Nah man, they just got me to say #foreskin like 50 times in my head. Fell for it dude, rip.

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#question: What’s the most confusing present you’ve ever gotten?

I’ll go first:
My mom got me an #ouijaboard for my birthday one year and told me she knew how much I’d been wanting a copy of #jumanji

#oof #comedy

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

Ever think about how having #schizophrenia is kinda like being #haunted? No one else can see or hear what’s going on and they don’t believe you, meanwhile that DOG IN THE CORNER LOOKS AWFULLY MEAN PLEASE GET HIM AWAY

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My mom always said if the #apocalypse happened she would kill herself, cause she’s just not dealing with it.

I personally think I could totally survive the apocalypse. On the other hand, I would not survive being stalked by a demon. If the priest can’t fix it, I will end myself

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I cannot resist addressing the elephant in the room! It literally cannot be ignored.

If that chair gets knocked over one more time something is going to get beat to death with its own trunk, and it isn’t going to be me!

Call me confrontational, I call it #problemsolving

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2nd SAG booking, three days on set this time!! This movie is going to ROCK! 🥰

[James Clear @JamesClear]

What's one decision you can make today that will save you from making ten more decisions in the future? Make the choice that eliminates other choices.

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Sometimes we think life it falling apart and then we take a good hard look at ourselves and realize… Wow, I actually just missed one foundational step of self care and it’s catching up to me.

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

Signs you’re looping:
•Knowing you need to move/do things but being unable
•Going back and forth between the same apps
•Watching specific comfort videos you that help you space out
•Doing small things that feel like action but don’t move anything forward (screenshotting tips)

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

Don’t be a quitter, but also know when to walk away. Don’t get stuck in a sunk cost fallacy and think that you have to stay just because you’ve put a lot into in.

This is for relationships, business, environment - it’s okay to fail and regroup. Win the war, not just the battle

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Slowly cultivating a tiny little lady in my head that likes to write her ideas around and share them, one step at a time

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

To be honest, I think I would end myself if I were a truck driver. I would get to bored and the call of the void would pull me off the road and I just… massive amounts of respect to those who can do it. Your fortitude amazes me.

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Driving long distances feels like being locked in a cage. If that isn’t bad enough, it’s not even a cage you can take a nap in or read. You are subjected to the endless inane scenery of highways and interstates that want to lull you to sleep or bore you to death.

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At some point even listening to something seems to be futile, and if you’re alone you have only yourself to talk to. You drudge on feeling trapped in your own mind knowing you have things you need to do that you simply can’t touch because of an endless drive.

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On average it takes women 7+ attempts to leave an abusive relationship #TheMoreYouKnow

https://t.co/uOU2bO7bEV

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

If you’re over here only giving him half of your true personality, dimming your fierceness down because “He can’t handle it” - Sis, don’t even. Let all that glorious “TOO MUCH” energy shine and either he’s going to match you, or he’s going to run away. Let him run while you shine

[Romeo. @theromeowrites]

The solution to you being broke is not:
- Making your bed
- Taking cold showers
- Journaling
- Daily affirmations

The solution is:
- Stacking skills
- Taking action
- Embracing failure

[Madison Page West @MadisonPageWest]

No context, only art (he thievin’)