reale

[be. @elordisgfr]

season 1 nate would’ve bit the snake’s head off

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

every character finds themselves in an office building and it zooms out to be the twin towers on 9/11

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[໊ @wynavira]

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

[reale @MadisonReale]

idk i kinda like when i hit send 3 individual times and it still doesn’t send

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[tara @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

😭

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Everyone is being so brave in recapping their year. I will not be looking back

[ryan @oatmeaIboy]

It fully being December

[clare @sadderlizards]

how am i supposed to be cozy and curled up in bed all month if i have a job

[🥨 @elyshianone]

we went from Oct 1st to Oct 15th in just 8 mins. it'll be christmas in a few hrs bro

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i hope the trees know i notice them

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off