Madds ☼

lets get Taco Bell @kerifrahm21

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

The feminine urge to crack open a bottle of wine and watch a crime documentary

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

The day just started and I’m already done with it, for the record, BCC is blind…. And I done did f’ed up 🫠

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

*nikki telling a guest that she can get in trouble with management for something and stating that one of her managers are actually sitting in the back…*

*me, the manager in question, spinning on the tall chair in the back*:

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

Oh, it’s in cursive too so it looks fancy

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

Okay, imma need y’all to REALLY pull through with this one…

The idea: an ass tat with the words “what are you doing in my swamp” BUT in Italian, not English…

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

you either ope this world or it opes you

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

Sometimes I forget I’m an adult and I can buy things like an apple pie for the hell of it. So I bought an apple pie.

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

2023 starting on a Sunday is so refreshing. new year, new month, new week 🤎

[m. @theonlymiyam]

Don't announce shit. Just pop out with the results all 2023!

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

10/10 recommend putting a neon sign up in your bathroom. Thank you for coming to my TedTweet.

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

I got groceries today which contained cheese, veggies, fruits and steak along with some other snacks. Upon checking out the clerk bagging my groceries said “I wish my cart looked as healthy as this when I shop!” Little did she know I got chick fil a for lunch afterwards 🤤😂

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

I love it when people flash their high beams at me like IM the one with my brights on but in reality my car is just taller and headlights are at their eye level 🥰 you’re lucky I didn’t smoke the deer love 😜😍😘🥰🙄

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

Thanks @thelumineers for spending 636 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to WHERE WE ARE. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RBzF3TQaW3

Top 2% oops

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

if my tweet wasn’t directed at you but you think it was, you need to sit there & ask yourself why the shoe fits so well, cinderella.

[𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐚 ☾ @_blyss_]

idk i just think a tattoo would solve all my problems rn

[Madds ☼ @MadisonTollstam]

Okay BUT WHO TF LEFT ME UNSUPERVISED IN A TJ MAXX???