mad

[Aquire Some Taste @maggicked]

@moej4prez Mine recently put oranges in the washing machine secretly. One breakfast she then went to the washing machine and coyly asked, “wonder what is in here?” It was the oranges.

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

@BoilingCrude @Pismo_B @CollinRugg @FrumTikTok This is a different sect of Judaism.

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

Is liking an insta story the new poking or what?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

you awake from a deep trance,
step away from the phone
to see your friends & family

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

@smiteri @Lukanen Came here for this

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i can’t explain it but crossing the road is honestly so embarrassing

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

If you don’t have a serious obsession with your nieces and nephews….be gone. So obsessed w my babies it’s uncontainable🥰

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

If you’re 25 and don’t have a best friend who is at least 40 then you’ve never worked in the restaurant industry and it shows

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

I fucking hate when the flavor of an item is like “arctic glacier ice” or something, like how am I supposed to know what that tastes like?

[baggy 🥹 @plastic_baggy17]

if i ever die PleASE put my cause of death in my obituary. i am nosey AF and dont want others to suffer the way i have

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

The original pink sauce.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Permanently Retired From Cooming @JustACoomer]

@GoodPoliticGuy @1lovemilfs But guys just eat lentils and take the bus lawl

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

This has genuinely been one of the hardest years of my life thus far. And it’s only February. Shit.

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

I just have such a love affair with Connie Britton. I want her to be my mom. (I love my mom but ykwim)

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

Microwave lights were made for us late night snackers and that’s the truth

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Budgets are for people with math brains I have a brain that is just colors and noise

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

Carter Baizen is high key the hottest guy on Gossip Girl, change my mind.

[mad @Madison_Donovan]

If y’all saw all 79 of the tabs open on my phone you’d be very confused about who I am as a person