mads

the one where she tweets a lot

[mads @madison_kali]

after my last big break up, i told my dad it was weird not getting a goodnight text anymore, & ever since then, he has texted me a goodnight text every night for a YEAR without missing a single night. they don’t make em like him anymore <3

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

usher & lil Jon: “YEAH… YEAH”

me:

[mads @madison_kali]

are we supposed to hate Rory? because…

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@alex_moorhead12 @cjpitts04 still eating my beef jerky

[mads @madison_kali]

i don’t always offend people; but when i do, it’s because they find out i eat my steak well done

[Collin  @CollinJustin1]

We cannot thank these dispatchers enough. They handled this Michigan State University shooter with speed and precision. Major applause to them.

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@jessssssss_ica it’s personal now

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@alex_moorhead12 literally 🫡

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so envious of people who just eat chicken without checking each piece under the light to make sure it’s not raw. life must be so simple and fun for them

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my dad calls every electronic thing “google” - siri? google. autocorrect? google. alarm didn’t go off on your phone? that’s google

[mads @madison_kali]

there’s TWO shawties
1. apple bottom jeans/ boots with the fur
2. baggy sweat pants/ reeboks with the straps

[mads @madison_kali]

i didn’t forget the hold that monograms had on y’all in high school

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i just want some good hibachi man

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@codycovert29 therapy, huh?

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was it a mutual experience that everyone talked to a stranger on the internet when they were like 13 and tried to talk them off a suicidal ledge or should i go to therapy? or both?

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yo antique malls are either my favorite place or they overwhelm me completely there is no in between

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@macattack3mc dang. mango lemonade it is ig

[mads @madison_kali]

strawberry lemonade is current hyperfixation

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@macattack3mc why not??

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i love adult money