Carter Pitts

21 | UF '26 | former band kid 😬

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[corb @awshuqs]

they should sell collars that shock you every time you get the urge to redownload Hinge

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@snaccito well hiii cutie :P

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@blowsitaII so hi hello

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

[nova @comfypill]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

playing hard to get is a dangerous game yall be careful out there 💔💔

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Just saw my oncologist and he referred to my relationship with cancer treatment as “done.” 🥹

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@alex_moorhead12 @madison_kali shut up alex i'll reply when i want

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@madison_kali @alex_moorhead12 no

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@KidsWriteJokes @DrawThisTweet

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: Who lives in France?

A: Mr Bonjour.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

a man and a lizard walk into a bar and the barman says no lizards

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

[devv @devonshurello]

idk i just think if we are gonna sit and hate we should look at everyone’s faves. not every performance is good not every performance is bad. the replies are MEAN. she’s literally 18 years old leave her ALONE

[Trevor Packer @AP_Trevor]

A truly inspiring increase in AP English Literature scores this year, the result of years of effort from AP teachers and an accumulation of powerful data from colleges on how well AP students are performing in further college English courses after placing out of the intro course:

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

@mdarbyshire_

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

we live in a society.

[Carter Pitts @cjpitts04]

Well, it's official and it is GREAT to be a Florida Gator! #Florida #GoGators #UF26 #Declarationdays @towbrand @uflorida