madis☀️n

just tryna be happy you know?

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

"The money in your account is for rent." Mom says as I sit on the tattoo artists chair 🙃

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

Hardest part about being 7 months pregnant? Forgetting in the dead of sleep and trying to get up quickly. Round ligament pain said no ma’am. 🙄

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

Oh we decided to really go through it this year I guess 🖕🏻

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

@Sprite @CocaColaCo As a pregnant woman just tryna survive I just wanna know when I can expect to see Cranberry Sprite back in stores around me. Thnks xoxo 🤰

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Yuni⚯͛🔮💍🏆 @DNetxy]

Bro I can’t imagine one, but THREE huskies?!

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

I hit the boyfriend jackpot big time

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

@pulte $MadisonZenk

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable

[morgan @mrgnmrphy]

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Cisco 🦍🦍🦍 @Smiles4lot]

Me when corona virus sees my tweets about wanting to die

[elio @eliocloses]

*coronavirus infects me*

the flint stone gummy I ate back in 2005:

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

i want my kids to be this dumb
https://t.co/FCwNoUoRuy

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

@isaacsvobodny Shoulda done best 2 out of 3

[madis☀️n @Madison_Zenk]

I’ve never known happiness like this.

[BourbonAndBeer @BourbonAndBeer]

Applebee’s should honestly run this as an actual commercial.

[malek @offlinemalek]

a list of bitches I’m in competition with