fergie ferg

[scam likely @feenecks]

First date questions
Whats your body count
Are you cheating on me
Let me see your phone

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

who is this diva?!?!

[Gia @virgoessence]

Kim Cattrall, 1988

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“sorry i can’t go out, i have plans”

the plans:

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

let me eat something before i start drinking

[zey ୨୧ @zeyblvd]

the weather is getting hot so yk what that means

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Good morning & remember, he's texting other women. Go enjoy your summer

[aka lizzy grant 🌷 @lizzygrantlv]

“There are no perfect music videos”

Lana Del Rey:
https://t.co/zftYjnHiEI

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me listening to the same playlist every day

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’m afraid i peaked here

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

2019 broke me
2020 changed me
2021 im on drugs
2022 im on drugs
2023 im on drugs
2024 im locking in

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

all men are liars just pick the tallest one