Madison Mae

[Madison Mae @Madisonbaete]

@kcrafty0 I would love a cottage cheese fun fact

[“mendax” @mendax599]

when your toxic trait is isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time..

[sad girl @slcsadgirl]

bro why the fuck did i have best friends who were mean to me. like for years.. i’m glad i don’t anymore but man past me shoulda been better with boundaries 😩

[Doce @shesjustdatDOCE]

Pray for your man, his safety, and ask God to protect him on the daily . You never know who the devil is working through…. This world is crazy you just never know…

[Madison Mae @Madisonbaete]

my man thinks of everything🥺

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[hannah @hannahxtait]

i’d survive scream bc i don’t answer the phone ever

[case @casiedeville1]

Y’all getting real comfortable with the government telling you what to do

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

the way that i need hot sauce or something spicy w almost every meal

[Lily A 😘🥵🥰 @CutieBootyLily]

I love hearing “we” and “our” when my partner talks. It’s small affirmation.

[Madison Mae @Madisonbaete]

we got approved for our new place in Bend🥺💛🏡

[larissa ♡ @larissaaaae]

i need me a relationship like ed & lorraine from conjuring them mfers solid

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[TraphouseJodeci @Ye_Ali]

it’s crazy how u meet new people who be tryna do more for u than folks u knew Forever

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

the fact that i can feel so deeply and be completely detached at the same time is wild. because i care, but ill be aight.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “I’m moving here”

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

men be like “i like u” and then do nothing to make u feel liked