“i had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a grammy, never have a hit & hoped i’d fail. i said to him someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”- lady gaga #oscars
things I’ve learned since becoming an adult:
85% of people do coke
I hate my nose
gas is expensive
I don’t have enough pants
college is a scam
live with your family as long as possible
healthcare is expensive
there’s never a wrong time to drink
$500 is nothing