Madlyn Murphy

don't waste half your life sleeping

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

A person generally hates you for 3 reasons: 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

Check out Mad Esthetics. Readers' Choice 2021 https://t.co/CNZTEGy6PL

Y’all I just realized I am in the running for Best Aesthetics in my city and haven’t been voting this whole time!!! If you could go give me a vote I’d love y’all forever!!! Insta:@Mad.Esty

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

Your twenties now extend to 32 to cover time lost to covid

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

You shouldn’t let others persuade your decisions and goals in life. Be your own f’in person.. figure out and do what YOU want for yourself.

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

Is anyone else watching this mess?? I’m CRINGING... #TheBachelorette

[Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia]

Sleepy Joe got the questions in advance, will not take a drug test, will not be checked for an earpiece and needs a pee break every 30 minutes. They are propping up this puppet good.

[Carl DeMaio @carldemaio]

Biden just had the audacity to blame Trump for shutting down the economy. Really? Democrat governors have shut down their states' economies.

Sleepy Joe? More like Bullshit Biden.

[✩ bri ✩ @4ries4ngeI]

i think about this shit all the time

[@jason @Jason]

Provided the hospital system is not overwhelmed, @elonmusk is 100% correct that people should be able to make their down decision to stay quarantined or not

People already have this right, the government is simply lobbying folks to stay home, but they can’t keep them there

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

good times leave a mark. obviously, having a real good time here.

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

Okay eww... knowing this shit, back tf up https://t.co/TylCNYXXh0

[Andie @_vanhouse]

I hope Jason Aldeans bar is taking this time to deep clean their floors

[Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore]

People worried about 5G towers but don’t question Burger King selling 10 nuggets for $1

[Madlyn Murphy @MadlynMurphy]

Getting ready for bed has became my favorite daily activity #QuarantineLife

[Bella @abeya__]

When i said i hate kids, i meant this type of kids