Max Wood

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Enter to win Hero Points in the #MarvelPuzzleQuest Sweepstakes! DL game for free at https://t.co/eQdcf80xIk @MarvelPuzzle

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

You should give "Demon Filled World", by Sagan, a shot. Quite illuminating, really.
#BooksForLouie

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Only thing that can salvage today is some Eliza. #Faith #TruCalling

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

@OMGitsLexi Your eyes are still your best feature

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Valentine's Day is a poor excuse to focus on love. There are 365 days in a year, after all.

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

@OMGitsLexi If that's the case, you're the most beautiful loser around.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RT if you agree with Derek

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Introduced my nephew to chocolate frosting. Chocolate Joker! #bestuncleever #chocolatejoker

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

There's something so pure about finishing Ocarina of Time. But then you're all, "Goddammit, I didn't get every Skulltula." #ocarina

[Halo @Halo]

#TodayInHalo 02/10/2534 - UNSC Spirit of Fire is declared "lost with all hands" by the UNSC, after being missing for three years.

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Fanta: If you don't drink it, it'll holocaust you #RTPodcast

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Rugby players eat their dead, though #RTPodcast

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Nunchuks in the face are terrible. Now I feel Rihanna's pain.

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

10lbs gone thanks to garcinia, try it for free http://t.co/6Tdno1jgaU

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

I've broken my "Enter" button. Now all it says is "Exit Only".

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

@GeorgeTakei Given the recent track record of the nominees concerning women, I doubt any female would debase themselves that much.

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

McCain's Freudian slip might be more than just old age. Like every other Republican, Mitt Romney is not his first choice. Or his second.

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

You have bad rhetoric
and you're a bad person@RickSantorum

[Max Wood @Madmax477]

Reach out and I'll be there...