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Free Thinker, Freemason, Father, VW nut

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Back from the treetop retreat. Man those bananas were toxic

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@real_Madmonkey ? chill imposter, son, i was a mad monkey long before you were out of diapers :-)

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nice words,shame about intent

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there should be a certification for online dating, a lot of wingnuts out there

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bitches, how fucking stupid. yes it's rAINING AND AIH IS OVER

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nose deep into a study on the ph level of vaginal excretions

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IRONY: when a male transsexual calls you a dickhead

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sitting on the coach, drinking, wish someone would play with me

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"woman with curves" fuck that, your fat girl, deal with it, you'll feel better but your BP won't

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things are looking up and not just in the pants department

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dumped on cheer up the lonely day, ironic

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fuck you? yes, fuck you

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no more fake redheads! if i'm putting up with the drama, it has to be real!

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when you drink tea as a mindfulness ritual, you’re connecting with millions of others who have done so over the centuries, BULLSHIT

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tucked in with a movie, sexy good times lay ahead

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go forth and multiply? can't, but i'll go thru the motions

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flip flop fly you motherfuckers

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@fag meet @poofter, apparently he's struggling

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she's an @ying and a @yang, my god, what side are you on? need coffee

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@cow I wouldn't date @bbq, you might get burned