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Mads 🦋

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

no job is ever going to satisfy me because I hate working

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don't care what society says, having a child in your early 20s is an inconvenience.

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

That envelope you wan give me on my wedding day you fit bring am now

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 @tsitsiii_t]

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday only, let's not play with each other

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

The lack of traffic going to and from work during half term is phenomenal. In conclusion the kids should just walk to school.

[Tony @AntMelia94]

A landlord just asked me if I were willing to pay 3-6 months rent upfront

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

“let’s get on a quick call”

Me:

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Payday is not even next week. We’re in so much danger guys

[SHIMATSATSA 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🎀 @Boity_tshivhase]

They did such a good job scaring us about teen pregnancy that we're 25 and still scared.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

there is nothing tht u need to say work wise on Friday at 4:30 that you cant say on Monday

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

I've decided to use my free will and start my new year on February 1st.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

It turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

[َ @5akssss]

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

[ris @sternpilled]

They are asking me to work at my job https://t.co/gTHfiraiLq

[Deji the Platypus. @ayodejilwl]

Tbh If my mum gives birth at this age. I don’t think i’ll have a kid. I’ll just tell her to give me as my own child. Transfer of ownership

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

One day, this January will end.

[Charms @The_amakaaa]

The real luxury is having the same best friend in 2016 and 2026 💗

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Almost forgot im off tomorrow!!