Madrib Ultra (Parody)

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[Naldo Horizon @naldohorizon]

Magical

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 JUST IN: Kylian Mbappé has left the French NT camp and arrived in Madrid.
He wants to spend more time with Ester Expósito during the international break.

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 BREAKING: Zinedine Zidane has BANNED sex at the France NT camp.

Female partners will not be allowed inside once the France NT camp starts.

However, Mbappé has been given an exception. @lequipe ❌👩‍❤️‍👨

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé wants to dedicate the Ballon d’Or to his girlfriend Ester Espotio

"Although I've been only dating her from a couple of months, she helped me in improving my performance "

@RFI

[🥇 @Cordreal10]

Psychologically, if you get nervous and fidgety behind someone, it’s a sign they terrify you and may feel like your worst nightmare.

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🚨 BREAKING: The Refereeing Committee has decided to REWARD Ortiz Arias for his "FANTASTIC" performance as referee during the derby.

He will now be the referee for the EL CLASICO 🤐 @ArchivoVAR

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: "Lamine Yamal saying he deserves the Ballon d'Or? He ghosted in most of the games at the Worldcup and I scored against all big teams I faced"

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: "Lamine Yamal saying he deserves the Ballon d'Or? He ghosted in most of the games at the Worldcup and I scored against all big teams I faced"

[Vini Jr. @vinijr]

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨 BREAKING: Antonio Rüdiger PUNCHED Hjulmand as they were heading into the tunnel. @GuillermoRai_

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

Fight 0.1x first
losers

[Elche Club de Fútbol @elchecf]

Lo pelearemos x10 si es preciso

Próximo partido: viernes 18 contra el RCD Espanyol ⚔️

@pikolinos

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

Valverde being a cuck as usual

[KAI @Kai_RMCF]

Raphinha ran away with the medic bag when Mbappe was getting treated.

Players with such unsporting behavior should not be allowed anywhere close to the ballon dor.

Good job @ballondor

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

🚨🚨⛔️ BREAKING: Ferland Mendy is NOT among the Ballon d’Or candidates! @SamC_reports #FCB ❌

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨🚨⛔️ BREAKING: Raphinha is NOT among the Ballon d’Or candidates! @SamC_reports #FCB ❌

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

The admin of this account has been changed and it's not run by me (Aditya) anymore. Anyone who wants to stay in contact with me can dm me on @Frexxxan

Thank You Everyone for the good time I had on this platform. Love to all 🙏❤️

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

'Raphinha' being called Mr. UCL is the lowest this sport has ever gone

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

@logicalstanfr I'll organise pre-neet

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@Clementinelvron Talk in legal language I don't understand this

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

@i_ambroccoli You will be the food minister if there's one

[Madrib Ultra (Parody) @Madrib_Ultra]

@Clementinelvron No violence will be tolerated under my rule