Madeleine

this is absolute chaos

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

“Who told you about the shield, Freddie?”

“Ekin-Su”

“She’s on love island”

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

“if the wings on a plane don’t flap, what’s the point in having them”

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

@macapperley1 😂😂😂

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The peas are upside down.

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

@TaliaMar Naturalmat- I work at a Hotel and we get lots of compliments on these 😊

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Beyoncé says Jay Z may be one of the world’s greatest rappers but he’s surprisingly hesitant at road junctions.

“He’ll often let three or four good opportunities go by before finally emerging,” she told BBC Radio Devon

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

I hate drunk me, I did two shots of vodka, did the worm, and I ate toast in bed so there are crumbs everywhere 🙃🙃🙃

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

Why can’t I fall in love with someone who loves me too?

[Matty @matty_95]

Rice Krispies watching you get the milk out of the fridge

https://t.co/56KTJtGFSv

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

Emily just asked me why I have a tamagotchi in my coat pocket upon finding my rape alarm

[dedna ditch @pooshaf]

why am I creasing

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

Why did we all cry on the last day of primary school like we was off to fight in the war

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

@bambinobecky pleeeeease either harry (w2s) or ethan (behz)

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

Drops Of Jupiter by Train is 20 years old. If that doesn’t make you feel old, I don’t know what will.

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

@ttyllucy @maisiehpeters this you?

[Madeleine @MadsLPhillips]

Watching Tom Daley crotchet so fast does make me think I am a dumb bitch because I literally tried for two days straight and couldn’t grasp it at all.