Me to me: I am ready to fall asleep
Also me: on Twitter,
learns how to Dutch braid hair, finds new music, remakes the bed, goes down stairs to get a water, braids hair again & feels impressed, checks Twitter, gets lost watching random videos..
2 hrs later:
Yikes I need to sleep
So I’m at a restaurant and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw wrapper. I turned around and immediately a 65+ yr old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband. Then they both started giggling.
If that’s not me when I’m older idk.