MaDs

Bass.
Ateist.
Akustisk.
Kjæreste.
Hundelåner.
Spellemannprisnominert.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Kanskje begynne å bygge bedre tak, eller...?

[MaDs @Madsbass]

*kjøper en kaffe
'Er du medlem?'

*kjøper en lyspære
'Er du medlem?'

*kjøper et putetrekk
'Er du medlem?'

*kjøper en plante
'Er du medlem?'

*kjøper en stekepanne
'Er du medlem?'

*kjøper en flaske vin

[MaDs @Madsbass]

@Redneck_norway Nope.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

There is no such thing as:

‘How old are you?’

‘Today.’

[MaDs @Madsbass]

@kershed Hahah!
That makes perfect sense!
🕺

[MaDs @Madsbass]

1.8 days.
How long is that?
Does a day go to 12.?
24?
Or 10?

See giraffe for referance.

[Paul Duncan Lives! @Kershed]

May 16, 1996: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: Doug Chiang’s painting (completed in 1.8 days) depicts the lightsaber battle between Obi-Wan and Darth Maul on Tatooine (before Qui-Gon was added to the script). #StarWarsArchives19992005 https://t.co/M907YGZsjm

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Bildet skal vise et tomt ølglass.
#SkalVise

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Dette skal vise hunden.

#SkalVise

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Bildet skal vise en svane. #SkalVise

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Bildet skal vise en vårdag i mai. #SkalVise

[Anastasiia Lapatina @lapatina_]

Bucha. Photo by Alex Kent.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

@IMDb The jumping up and down on the couch-one.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

@5_dollar_shake @MariaYawa Faen spare - nå har jeg den låta på hjernen…#$%&

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Det var fart i sakene for 109 år siden også.
#Oscars2022 #WillSmith

[MaDs @Madsbass]

Med dette erklærer jeg helgen for åpnet.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

a truly unhinged rant by putin, after three weeks of doing everything he can to destroy his country.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

@MadsLoeken @astrilestrange Frem til jeg var 7 var det middag kl 13.
LItt lenger uttigarden spistes det middag kl 12.

[MaDs @Madsbass]

I den første Lynvingenfilmen - ’Batman’ (1989) var Jack Nicholson først på rollelisten i filmen, før Michael Keaton.

Skurken var viktigst.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

SCOOP: @MotherJones has obtained Russian government memos sent to pro-Putin media outlets telling them "it is essential" they feature Tucker Carlson in their coverage of the #Ukraine war "as much as possible."
https://t.co/GFNq4Gx91i

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Congratulations to the fraternal people of Lithuania on Independence Day! We’re deeply grateful for large-scale assistance & support in the war with the invader provided by 🇱🇹, President @GitanasNauseda & all 🇱🇹 people. Your holiday is our holiday! Our victory is your victory!