I share my location with my friends and I always forget..
I told them I was on my way last night after being 39 minutes late
One of them responded “we can see you’re still at your house”
Lmfaooooo opeee
I was arguing with this old black man today and when he realized he wasn’t getting his way he said:
“With an attitude like that, you clearly date brothas”
And then proceeded to leave lmfaoooo
One day after I told my therapist all my trauma, she dead ass looked me in the face with the most serious look ever and said:
“Maybe we should stop when the flags are a slight pink instead of seeing how red they can get”
And that’s really something that stuck with me L M F A O