Mady Swartz

Advocare ➡️ Barista ➡️ College Student

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

The amount I double book myself is unreal. I need to start using my planner I have

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

Had two extra tickets to the Oregon jamboree I would give away... #anytakers?

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

Seriously hate that gluten makes my joints hurt 😭 #fuckgluten

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

While I'm procrastinating getting ready for work, my dog is happily chasing and trying to eat a fly 😂

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

The kid I'm babysitting moans while eating... I hate noisy eaters 😁👊 #ihatehearingpeopleeat

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

"I'll be okay, I always am."
-Unknown

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

From Afroman to Kelly Clarkson to Jesse McCartney to Eminem 😂 #xmradio #pop2k

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

Feeling really dumb tonight 😒

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I've wasted my time on so many pointless people

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

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@taylortrodahl I am so excited!!!!! This will be such a blast with a pretty gal 😘💁🏻

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My dog is being weird 😳

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I just love getting called an evil stuck up bitch 😈 maybe I will tell everyone your dirty little secret that I've kept for years. #asshole

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Looking back now, I realize what I missed out on..

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When you lose your makeup eraser 😭😭

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

I feel bad for the fed Ex and UPS guys though because when colt barks they take off running...

[Mady Swartz @MadySwartz]

I know when someone is here because the dogs go crazy. I feel protected with a German shepherd in house 🐕🐾💕

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Totally paying my brother to be my artist on homework assignments 👌 because mine would look like a 2 year old did it...