If you happen to find me entertaining, or you just want something to listen to, I started a Podcast, and am going to be talking about some things I love with some really cool people. Check it out here: https://t.co/6z2c6JsnmO
Since Twitter is waiting to implode, I’m just going to use it to manifest myself on Broadway when Bombshell/the Smash Musical opens. Day 1: I’m going to play Marilyn, let’s go
Every time there’s an iOS update, I hope that @Apple will give us the option to customize the colors on text messages, because this particular shade of green is the worst
@AitchMcAitch@ManMadeMoon We know he’s a little fancy as he spells Geoff with a G, but not so pretentious as to go by Geoffrey, unless he’s being addressed by his mother or his partner, Sylvia. (He’s intimidated by her parents)
Today half of our @Walmart delivery order didn’t arrive, and now we are literally sitting on the phone describing the boxes of the missing items and spelling them out for a refund. This is an adventure.
Why is anyone wasting their breath arguing that a "mermaid shouldn't be black" when instead you could be talking about the time Hans Christian Andersen showed up as a guest at Charles Dickens's house and absolutely ruined his life for a month straight