meegzebuub

prolly shit posting

[’ @aerodctyl]

woke up feeling very avoidant today.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I don't have any friends to hangout with, but if I were to hangout with someone, it would be a twitter mutual

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

why are cinnamon bears built like that

[Ivan @ivanbasedflores]

Your titties are too big crazy girl

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

I need a nap

[sirhC @WalknChrisaster]

rule number one of the jersey shore

never take twitter seriously. or whatever ronnie said

[domi @d0m11111]

If your girl gets hit on constantlyand you get insecure because of it, you don’t deserve to have a baddie

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

@johnsummit can you be in his cabinet? pls summy, use that degree!!!

[k @rywiis]

my flirt strategy is to like your tweets

[` @reallutherr]

googled my symptoms turns out i need to fuck

[27. @dimvji]

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

I literally work w them….finding a new hospital 😩😩😩

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

I am a penguin human, 68

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you keep your house at 74 degrees, please do not invite me over to your terrarium.

Freaking lizard people.

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

@GDubya88 relatable but also lol

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia.

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

I love referring to the men who do me dirty as weasels n rats 😩😩😩

[Zoraya Black - Healing & Relationships @ZorayaBlack_]

People avoiding me after they’ve done me dirty is exactly what I expect. I don’t require closure. I get it. You’re a cowardly weasel. You were a weasel when you did it, you will likely respond to the situation as a weasel would.

[miia @miiagarro]

it's okay bby u gonna be acting right soon

[Bengoodygoody @Bengoodygoody]

The difference between confidence and arrogance is whether you can laugh at yourself.

[meegzebuub @MaeDallas]

shutting out the world (still active on twitter tho)