Cora Maelea Tan

"Should I redownload Twitter? Maybe I should. I have too many cursed thoughts to not share them"

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

@theantedwards_ @Timberwolves
@GovTimWalz made you some new merch!
https://t.co/ky8S7eideA
#bringyaass #minnesota #timberwolves #mntimberwolves #redbubble

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

My favorite thing about going to @Jollibee is the reinforcement of my belief that once Filipino men turn 45, all of their hair spontaneously disappears. Literally could not find my dad in the sea of bald people.

[Caldatelier @caldatelier]

Let's bring hearing and Deaf people together in a fantasy world on role-playing games by learning how to sign Dungeons & Dragons classes in Filipino Sign Language (FSL).

Thanks, FSL Treasure group and the Filipino Deaf people for helping me develop the FSL signs for this!

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"I've taped a ruler on the wall outside of my door that measures how bad my mental health is, based on the height of my stack of Ozzies"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"If you understand what a semicolon tattoo means...are you okay?" #NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"What's the series where they turn into an animal? Animorphs? Maelea you kinda look like an Animorph with that bear hat. I just learned what furries are this week."
- My professor
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

@hadestown can I catch a ride with y'alls tour from IL to MN next year? College transportation is expensive.

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

Why is it when counting, a "couple" feels like 2, and "few" feels like three
but when talking about amounts, "few" feels lesser than "couple"
???

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"No cause a guy who has a cat? Immediate green flag"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"Why is there a soccer player trying to follow me? She better be a lesbian"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"You're freaking...Edward...and you like sniffing humans"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"Look at you getting hydrated"
"Just drated, I don’t get high"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

If anyone's wondering how I'm doing at college, I just put a leaf up to my dorm's key card scanner

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

My foolproof plan for winning a million awards:
1. Get super famous
2. Be nominated
3. Win
4. Go onstage for my speech
5. "So. Come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver, with antica-"
6. Leave and keep winning as people want me to finish the line
7. Profit

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"While I do appreciate the concept of a 'bones' or 'no bones' day, my preferred method of choice on predicting how my day will go is whether or not Plex West has tater tots" #NUquotes @NU_Dining

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"I’m not like other girls, I walk around covered in soup"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"That’s deep. But also sad. So I’m going to ignore it."
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"You’re not Irish"
"I’m an ally"
#NUquotes #NorthwesternUniversity

[POC Culture 🔜 SDCC @POCculture]

For the first time in its 52 year history, SESAME STREET will be introducing an Asian American muppet! Meet JI-YOUNG who will be introduced in the Thanksgiving day special See Us Coming Together: A Sesame Street Special! https://t.co/ZA5Dw9KENU

[Cora Maelea Tan @MaeleaTan]

"I just pretended to be a goose for two hours and she’s getting married in a year"
#NUquotes #Northwestern #NU