Maedeleine M

Get It Together USA

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

the kids don’t know about baby phat…..damn bitch im old

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[chefkids @girlflopping]

do u think the artemis astronauts got up and grabbed their carry on bags from the overhead compartment the moment they splashed down

[Vincent The Therapist @mrhighfoster]

Let me explain Artemis II landing process so that you understand better
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The 4 astronauts are about to fly home from the Moon in their spaceship called Orion.

It will move veryyy fast. Faster than the top speed of Bugatti Chiron 2030 (yeah that's right.. Lol)

As they get close to Earth, the big back part of their spaceship (called the service module) will detach and zoom away. It will burn up like a shooting star so the astronauts are safe.

Then the round part with the astronauts inside will start falling toward Earth really, really fast. Like 25,000 miles per hour. The air will rub against it so hard that it gets 1000 hotter than the oven in your house. Almost 5,000 degreessss

A glowing plasma shield will wrap around the spaceship, and the astronauts won't be able to talk to their friends on the ground for a few minutes.

It will feel like being inside a bright orange fireball.

But the spaceship is smart. It will use little wings of air to steer and slow down gently, like a surfer 🏄‍♂️ riding a wave. The astronauts will feel some bumpy pushes, but they will hold on tight and stay safe.

When they slow down enough, a special cover will pop off the top.

First, small drogue parachutes will open like tiny umbrellas to steady them. Then, three big beautiful parachutes will pop out. Red and white (as per USA), floating like giant jellyfish in the sky.

They will slow the spaceship down to a nice, gentle float. And thennnn tlupppp...

Orion will land softly in the Pacific Ocean, floating like a cork (wine bottle cover) in a bowl of water

Then finally, big Navy ships and helicopters will come to help. The astronauts will wave and smile as they climb out. They will be home, safe and sound after their amazing trip around the Moonnnnn

And then interviews, news outlets, magazines and all of the media houses will start gathering stories.... Lol

Seems almost like a real life movie to me ngl

I hope they land safe and sound. Billions would be watching and supporting ❤️
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✍️ Vincent the Therapist

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

the reason Millennials look good for their age is because of all those chalky Flintstones vitamins.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

https://t.co/aDYXoDF4l4

[Nate Friedman @NateFriedman97]

I confronted a No Kings protestor on the lack of diversity at the protest, she told me she's here because black people can't be.

[Symone D. Sanders Townsend @SymoneDSanders]

You don't do politics — but you came to the airport at 2AM for an 8AM flight.
TSA is understaffed. ICE is at airports armed, not helping anyone.
Lines in Atlanta, Houston, NYC, Denver, Chicago — all insane.
Politics is doing you. Tap in. #ClockIt

[tim russ @timruss2]

And not only TSA. They wanna privatize the whole government for the Oligarchs. Including Social Security.
Their overall plan was to wreck the government agencies so they appear not to work any more then convince the people for the need to privatize them.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A visual restaurant menu
https://t.co/1LRVzFHNRH

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

#Project2025 literally outlines a plan to privatize TSA.

But they can’t do that while TSA is unionized.

Defund DHS → TSA agents miss paychecks → people quit → airports spiral → step in with “emergency” fixes → suddenly ICE shows up in airports as the privatized “solution”

[ZeeeMediaOfficial @zeeemedia]

I was literally telling someone yesterday that because the Great Reset wants to reduce travel, and any future travel will require compliance with the Beast system, the goal is to privatize the TSA so that a private company can get away with denying your freedom of movement in a way government never could. We saw this goal announced last year.

I said to this person that the government shutdown resulting in airport disruption in the U.S. was happening at a very convenient time for the Great Reset right now.

I also said that very soon we would see big tech offer to privatize the TSA to “save travel” which would allow for the transfer of power over travel to a corporation aligned with the Beast system.

Less than 24 hours later, Elon swoops in to save the day. Pretty much everyone in the comments is cheering.

Very few truly understand how those pushing the Reset operate, and how they will achieve their goals.

Big tech already determines our right to speak. Soon, they will determine our right to move.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

“Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy” you mean CHILDREN who are being RAPED. Nothing is being done to terminate these pregnancies either. They are going to be forced to give birth to their rapists’s children and who knows what will happen to them or the babies after. These girls are still children themselves and are being separated from their parents so they can be violated repeatedly by grown men. Now they will be forced to become mothers and undergo even more torture at this undisclosed location.

How is this making America great? How is this keeping our country safe? The real rapists and criminals are ICE. How is this any different from what Epstein was doing?

We cannot stop fighting until ICE is dismantled and these monsters are held accountable for the torture they are inflicting upon these innocent people.

[Slim Thick ᥫ᭡ @slim_ma97]

I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

stop saying ‘slide deck’ it’s a powerpoint

[filocapri 🔻 @filocapri]

the west yearns for boy bawang

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE detain U.S. Army veteran—a 50 year old woman with major health issues.

20 plus armed agents stormed this residential neighborhood to arrest her at gunpoint.

Her crime? Kate just took part in a peaceful protest—evidently her 5 foot tall stature intimidated these agents.

Incident occurred in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Follow dawokefarmer3 on Insta for more information.

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

“I don’t do politics” ppl when the politics start doing them:

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

Lakota woman was injured by ICE for filming them—local police refuse to file charges.

She was attempting to walk back when agent jumped on her "with all his weight."

In minutes her arm became numb—taken to hospital for x-ray and an electromyography nerve test.

Police told her "they cannot do anything unless ICE internal investigation deems his actions as against their own policy."

Alicia Kinuwan is no stranger to "cop watching"—but says this ICE agent is the first time she's ever been attacked for exercising her First Amendment rights.

She encouraged the Native American community to stay vigilant and, "Don’t be afraid to document... This is just beyond inhumane."

The incident occurred in Lawrence, Kansas. #DemsUnited

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents caused a multi-car pileup in Newark, NJ… injuring a CHILD… after speeding through snowy neighborhood streets.

This happened the morning after snow and ice covered the roads, causing hazardous conditions, as families were commuting to school and work.

And ICE decided that was the right time to start a high speed chase through a neighborhood.

Witnesses say agents blew through a light, nearly hitting a woman who was stopped at the intersection. They then slammed into a van… which triggered a chain reaction crash.

A mother, whose car was struck, said her child had to be taken away in an ambulance, and the agents didn’t allow the person they hit medical attention.

These weren’t cartel gunmen firing from SUVs. These weren’t armed terrorists.

ICE has made a pattern out of high-speed pursuits, targeting people whose only alleged offense is immigration status… Which is a civil violation, an administrative issue.

When federal agents drive recklessly through snow-covered streets and cause multi-car crashes, THEY are the public safety threat.

How many more innocent people have to die, and children need to end up in ambulances, before someone admits this is out of control?

Communities are being endangered so ICE can rack up arrests of people who are not violent criminals.

And until there is accountability, this will keep happening.